Whenever I dreamt of life after college, it only included the glitz and glamor of the big city life that comes with immediate success (remember Bright Lights, Big City?). Nowhere was there uncomfortable slumber on an old couch. Yes, I am living on a couch. And, it’s not even mine.
To be clear, we aren’t talking about a pull-out. That would be a step up. Instead, I have just three not-so-comfy cushions that I pay way too much rent for. But, hey - I’m in the city, right? Phase One complete.
How can I possibly stand living on a couch, you ask? What about privacy and personal space? The truth is that these two things are not included in this deal. When it comes to space, what’s mine is hers (literally), and she gets first dibs.
What does that mean for a lowly couch squatter like me? It means that when she stays up late and watches TV or gets up early for work, I stay up late, watch TV and get up early.
Fellow squatters report different struggles. For example, former couch squatter and proud new bed owner Jared struggled with the lack of freedom. “The worst part about living on a couch is having to sleep in clothes.” Sounds like a “You, Me and Dupree” issue to me.
My keys to survival? First, I remember that my couch is really hers, and she is sacrificing, too. So, when I get a little anxious, I try to focus on being grateful instead (I’m no Mother Theresa, but it helps). Second, flexibility is key.
All in all, I can’t complain though. I have a wonderful friend/roommate that has been gracious enough to share a space that should be her own, so I consider myself lucky. If not for her, I would still be in Ohio, probably unemployed, and being driven crazy by my family (love you, Mom and Dad). Instead, I’m in Chicago and loving life.
In the end, who wouldn’t want to live on a couch for a little while if it meant a shot at achieving their dreams? Billy Ray Cyrus did; he even went as far as to live in his car while he recorded his “Some Gave All” record – talk about cramped living.
The bigger question, though, is how long before my welcome wears thin? According to Jared, the absolute longest limit is two months. My deadline is quickly approaching, so I guess it’s time to start the dreaded search…stay tuned.
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Haha, so funny! Well-written. Reminds me of a lot of the stuff on The Post Grad Blog (http://postgradapartments.com/blog). It’s focused towards NYC, but there may be some stuff to help you! God speed.
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You are livin’ the dream. If you ever need a couch near DC, hit me up. Good Luck out there!!
Have a fabulous time, Lindsey. Be outrageous, it helps! If you ever need to pick a Connecticut brain, I’ll find one for you… someone out here must have a brain to pick!
Your Cuz
Great job Lindsey!! So proud of you!
jared (if its who i am imagining) did NOT sleep in clothes. i unfortunately know this first hand.