Welcome to the first installment of WilliamPaid’s In Your Own Words: 140 or Less. In our new weekly series, your voices can be heard as we cull through Twitter to see what is on the minds (and keyboards) of renters and roommates.
Twitter is the ultimate venting medium. And, by the looks of it, there are both a lot of reasons to vent and a lot of you doing it - when it comes to your roommates. In fact, venting can add ten years to your life.
That said, if you need more than 140 characters to get the job done, feel free to add a comment to this blog. (By the way, these posts really are “in your own words” - language, typos and attitude!) To thank those for use of “their words,” if you are the proud owner of one of the following tweets, contact us through your twitter account at @williampaid and we’ll send you a WilliamPaid t-shirt.
@morganricks If my roommate’s alarm goes off ONE MORE TIME and she doesn’t get out of bed or turn the stupid thing off, my head’s gonna explode.
@johnmthatch My roommate and his girlfriend have monopolized the shower and bathroom for the past hour and half. I’ve gotta go to work damnit!
@astraea_sophia Dear roommate: When our house is this cold, you are NOT allowed to use my favorite pink fleece blanket as your pillow. Asshole.
@thisjustin_ one thing i will NOT miss from spain is hearing my roommate sing. lord i wish he would shut up.
@katibugk11 I wish my roommate didn’t snore like a pigbeast so that I didn’t fall asleep after 3:30am.
@sandracandug my roommate is the most flatulent girl i’ve ever met. SOS im dying in here!!
@MsAntiiSocial Some times I swear that my roommate is the stupidest person I know
@astroaddy i wish my roommate would be her boney ass up & turn off that obnoxious ass fan,
@fatvirgin My roommate’s trying to freeze me to death with the AC!
@GeekspaceUS Today, my roommate came in slamming the front door. http://bit.ly/92Q4Af
@subliminerinal I hate waking up and needing to pee and hearing my roommate go into the bathroom..why does this always happen?
Roommates - can’t live with ‘em, can’t afford the apartment without ‘em. Tweet on.

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